weaver-z:

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

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swirlymind:

womanwithaknife:

Ur damn right

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

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medusa-studies:

barbiedyke:

parkistan:

ENOUGH

LMFAOOOOOO

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fuck-eater:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

daysei:

i love this

She doesn’t even put the baby in the stroller sjfbhsjfh

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y0urbestie:

sketiana:

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sketiana:

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

oh my Godddd five in 17 days

like to charge reblog to cast

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pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

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